The Florida theater played the red-band trailer for Lars Von Trier’s Nymphomaniac instead of Disney’s ‘Frozen’ and the trailer finished playing before the projectionist could fix the problem. For those not aware the red-band trailer for Lars Von Trier’s ‘Nymphomaniac’ features a blow job and various other sex-acts. It’s about as raw as red-band trailers get.
Also, of course this happened in Florida.
Karkat would be the worst teacher.
And by worst I mean the best.
He’d screech and screech and screech like a fucking maniac in all his lessons
Anyone who miraculously managed to fall asleep in his class would have their desk tipped over and a faceful of screaming Professor Vantas
And then he’d accidentally make someone cry one day and suddenly he’s this sweet guy all full of apologies
“CG: FUCK I DIDN’T THINK YOU’D TAKE ME SO SERIOUSLY
CG: HEY, STOP
CG: HEY, DON’T…
CG: STOP CRYING, I DIDN’T MEAN IT WHEN I SAID YOU’RE WORTHLESS HUMAN SCUM
CG: LOOK, I’M SORRY
CG: I’LL GET YOU ICE CREAM IF YOU STOP
CG: C’MON, YOU’RE OKAY
CG: HUGS, C’MON
CG: LET’S GO, WE HAVE TO HUG THIS OUT
CG: GO HOME, I’LL JUST PASS YOU FOR THE DAY, I GUESS
CG: COME IN TOMORROW BEFORE SCHOOL AND I’LL HELP YOU WITH TODAY’S LESSON
CG: OKAY BYE HAVE A GOOD DAY
CG:… THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL STARING AT
CG: GET THE FUCK BACK TO WORK BEFORE I TEAR OUT YOUR OCULAR JELLIES AND STUFF THEM SO FAR DOWN YOUR PROTEIN CHUTES YOU’LL BE SHITTING OCULAR FLUID FOR A WEEK”
and everyone would be so terrified of him that no one dared NOT learn their shit
no one fails Professor Vantas’s tests
aus that really need to happen more
-10-hour road trip aus
-platonic roommate aus
-theatre club aus
-everyone battles to the death in a game of laser tag aus
-stuck in line at the same one register in walmart at 2am aus
-add your own
- the series is actually just a D&D-esque game the characters like to play in their spare time aus
- glam rock aus
- they’re a cheesy pop group in the vein of the spice girls or one direction aus
- they’re strangers who all end up in the ER/waiting room in the middle of the night for various reasons aus
- fairy tale aus
- stoner/slacker twentysomething slice of life comedy aus
- they’re all magical girls/boys/kids aus
- they’re trying to make a documentary about paranormal phenomena and it goes horribly wrong aus
- gritty hardboiled noir gumshoe detective aus
- the plot of the movie hackers, but with the cast from a different work of fiction standing in for its characters aus
We actually did the D&D one with Homestuck. In The Sims 2. And it was glorious.
i DON’T RECOMMEND DATING ANYONE WITH MIND CONTROL ABILITIES,
You know what needs more lesbians?
Absolutely everything. I can not think of a single thing that would not benefit from the addition of lesbians.
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ATTENTION COSPLAYERS: IT’S TIME TO TALK ABOUT TRIGGER DISCIPLINE
So you’re cosplaying Jake, or Jade, or Yoko, or Dante, or some other badass who carries around guns all the time: here’s a quick tip to make your cosplay of them just that much cooler (and less eye-twitch-inducing for cosplayers who know how to handle a real gun).
If you’re cosplaying a character who knows how to handle guns, then they’re going to know trigger discipline - which is simply unless you plan and are ready to shoot what you’re pointing at, don’t put your finger on the trigger. (In real life this keeps you from accidentally shooting yourself in the foot or anything else you didn’t mean to shoot.)
So you’re taking a picture holding your gun skywards by your head? Rest your pointer finger against the body of the gun, or outside the trigger guard. Aiming at the camera for the kill shot? NOW you can put your finger on the trigger.
This message has been brought to you by Liz, Patty, and someone who learned to shoot on a .22 rifle.
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